"bald dick scratchy man-parts a man with a bald dick often has scratchy man-parts so dont shave your down below
man a-why do you keep scratching your nuts
man b-because i mowed the man lawn so now i have a bdsm"
man b-because i mowed the man lawn so now i have a bdsm"
I have to agree with this, having suffered from this several times, it's worse than Mistress breaking in a new dragon tail.
FETISH
"1. An object thought to have magical, especially magically sexual, powers
2. A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object. EX. socks, horses, monkeys, pain, bondage
2. A sexual fixation or obsession with a usually non-sexual object. EX. socks, horses, monkeys, pain, bondage
Holy shit those socks really get me turned on because of this sock fetish of mine. *Rubs socks on body*"
WHIPS AND CHAINS
"1.if like someone is a sex freak and they use like toys or something and you go to have sex with them and they chain you to the bed and whip you
2. if someone oragsms by whipping themselves or another and chainging others to a bed
3. if someone whips and rubs chains in their sensitive area to reach orgasm
2. if someone oragsms by whipping themselves or another and chainging others to a bed
3. if someone whips and rubs chains in their sensitive area to reach orgasm
1. i like it with whips and chains
2. lets do it whips and chains style
3. i got off with whips and chains"
2. lets do it whips and chains style
3. i got off with whips and chains"
S&M
"Spaghetti and Meatballs
Mmmm.. spaghetti and meatballs"
"sex and masturbation
so how about that s&m last night?"
I don't make this shit up, I just load it in the cannon and shoot it farther down the internet.
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